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clientsfromhell:

I’m supposed to be designing a brochure for a client. An aggressive timeline was set months ago. It would allow me two weeks to design a 40-page brochure, get it proofed, get it approved, and get it to print. I was supposed to have all the images and copy prior to that two-week deadline.

When…

TRUTH!

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laughingsquid:

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’, A Post-Apocalyptic Action Film About Surviving in the Wasteland

HELL YEAH!! The Interceptor LIVES!!! (Thankfully…without Mel Gibson)

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futurescope:

JIBO, The World’s First Family Robot

#TIL that Kickstarter videos are an - almost independent - subcategory of corporate flat-pack futures. And this one is their new leader. It’s too cute to be true. So let’s wait for the first delivered batch. Nevertheless, the team makes an excellent impression. I hope they don’t neglect the IoT-discussion about data protection & surveillance.

JIBO is the perfect robot for everyone in the family. Because JIBO is an open platform, his skills and uses will grow, helping and delighting in ways even we haven’t even imagined…

WHAT JIBO CAN DO

See Two hi-res cameras recognize and track faces, capture photos, and enable immersive video calling.

Hear 360° microphones and natural language processing let you talk to JIBO from anywhere in the room.

Speak Hands-free reminders and messages, so you’ll never forget and can always be in touch.

Learn Artificial Intelligence algorithms learn your preferences to adapt and fit into your life.

Help Like a personal assistant, JIBO proactively helps you, to make everyday tasks simpler and easier.

RelateCommunicates and expresses using natural social and emotive cues so you understand each other better.

JIBO’S SKILLS

INTELLIGENT & HANDS-FREE
Assistant Politely reminds you of important tasks and events to help you stay on top of things.
Messenger Recognizes you and each member of your household, to deliver the right messages to the right people at the right time & place.

EMOTIONAL CONNECTOR
Photographer Uses natural cues like movement, speech, and smile detection to know when someone’s posing for a picture.
Avatar See-and-track camera makes it easy to turn and look at people, to support video calling as if you are in the room.

FUN & SUPPORTIVE
Storyteller Sound effects, graphics and physical movements make a responsive and interactive storytelling experience.
CompanionPhysical presence with helpfulness and heart, JIBO will put a smile on your face and make you feel better.

[myjibo] [indiegogo]

Yes please…one for each room in the house. Thanks….

(via emergentfutures)

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laughingsquid:

A Chef Demonstrates the Many Different Ways to Slice a Cucumber

I want this kind of knife skills! Damnit man!! I’m only a drummer! #shunknives or #aritsuguknives?

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laughingsquid:

How to Turn Old Plastic Bottles Into String

This is freaking killer! Some ingenious people out there…

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laughingsquid:

SciShow Explains Why Loud Noises Make Our Ears Ring

Now I know and “knowing is half the battle.” Source: Laughing Squid
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laughingsquid:

A Live Cover of The Beatles Song ‘Come Together’ by Pomplamoose

Just fantastic and never cease to amaze me. I would love to see them if they were a bit closer to Tulsa.

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laughingsquid:

GoPro Video of a Mountain Biker Riding Over Staircases and Through Alleyways in Taxco, Mexico

Today’s riding is NOT what it used to be. Bigger, bigger and BIGGER!! Wow!

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http://clientsfromhell.net/post/87492877776/client-i-asked-my-friends-collegiate-son-to-make

clientsfromhell:

Client: I asked my friend’s collegiate son to make us a customer-service reference app and he messed it up. I want you to fix it.

Me: I’m sorry but this programming language isn’t my forte. I can refer you to a friend of mine who can fix the problems in the current version. That’ll save you a…

Ha!

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